FUN CRYSTAL FACTOID 1!
Hitler used crystal; therefore, if you use crystal, you're as bad as HITLER! Just to clarify that message, using crystal is the moral equivalent to murdering millions of Jews, Communists, Gypsies, homosexuals and that. Just read about all the other stuff you did here. I wouldn't mind betting that Osama bin Laden uses crystal as well.

FUN CRYSTAL FACTOID 2!
Meth is so EVIL and so POWERFUL that if you are even in the same ROOM as someone who even just THINKS about crystal, you will get HIV and hepatitis C, lose your job, your home and your dog, will die and will get 'meth mouth', probably in that order. You may also end up looking like Hitler, because Hilter used crystal meth, you know...

THE TRUTH ABOUT METH MOUTH
Your teeth love a party as much as the rest of you. But unfortunately, on meth, your teeth can party, bareback, beat each other up and hallucinate for up to 72 hours straight! Scary, huh..? When this happens, cunts like me like to say you have 'meth mouth' so we can feel stuck-up and superior about the expensive dental work we've have done on BUPA and/or Denplan.

FUN CRYSTAL FACTOID 3!
Crystal meth is actually a sort of person and she wants to take over the whooooooooooole world (assisted, of course, by Tina'd-up HIV positive gay vampires) and turn it into her own totalitarian state where people are not very nice to each other but get a lot of cleaning done. That fucking bitch - I can't believe she STOLE MY IDEA, after she told me she wouldn't. My God, I'm really hurt by that... *sob* And this idea better not turn up in a screenplay or I'll know where it's come from, you lot!