Hey kids! Are you sick for spending all your hard-earned pocket money on crystal meth? Which there was an easier, cheaper way to tweak?

Now you can MAKE YOUR OWN with MTT Funlabs' My First Meth Lab - it's safe AND fun! Everything you need to get started is included* - just open the box and start cooking!

You will be the envy of your primary school when you weald your first batch of delicious home-made crystal and go on an ASBO-inducing sex and crime spree. Though no barebacking, please. You're a bit young.

My First Meth Lab is available now from Toys 'R Us and larger Boots stores.

*Safety goggles and fire insurance sold seperately. Suitable for children 3+.

LEARN AS YOU BURN!
PARENTS - This HIGHLY EDUCATIONAL activity set will teach your child nothing less than the VERY BASICS OF MODERN LIFE! Such as:

• ECONOMICS
Learn first hand the market phenonenon of 'Supply and Demand' as you build up you crystal customer base among your wee friends!

• CHEMISTRY
Remember - acid goes into water, not the other way around. These tips and more are yours to learn with My First Meth Lab!

• PHYSICS
See matter convert to energy right before your very eyes as your meth lab explodes into a white hot fireball taking out your flat and half the estate!

• PHYSICAL EDUCATION
Get that heart rate up and go all night for 72 hours straight! You energetic little bunnies, you! Also, learn how to attend to a bleeding nose!