After the huge runaway success of our last display of self importance poster campaign, we've decided to show AID$ Inc™ how it's done AGAIN. And you know what? I had to sell my shares in Chicken Cottage to fund this heap of shit, that's how bored I am much I care!

This amazing new series of posters was produced by the two people in my head (one of whom calls themselves 'Destruction' and one who may as well be in Australia) and only took three hours. This all goes to show that all you need for effective anti-drug campaigning is a copy of PhotoShop, some stock photography, possible copyright infringement and too much time on your hands!

So, if we can produce this AMAZING campaign in such a short amount of time, then why has it taken AID$ Inc™ (or, as it is known in the UK, 'AID£ Inc™') so long to react to the GLOBAL METH EPIDEMIC, apart from the fact that they are paid to educate the public about HIV and crystal meth is essentially a side issue?

CREATE YOUR OWN ANTI-METH CAMPAIGN!
It's a easy as you might have thought! Just send us a stamped, self addressed, gussetted A4 envelope and we will send you our EXCLUSIVE deathormeth.com 'Build-Your-Own-Campaign-Of-Hysteria!' kit absolutely FREE (which is thrice its actual value)!

Each extremely very good, somewhat mediocre kit contains:

• A range of random photographs cut of magazines fom the 1980s such as Woman's Weekly and Hello, mostly of celebrities like Princess Stephanie, Linda Grey and Leif Garrett. Our bonus pack will also contain some grainy stock photography of a graveyard, some vampires, some bad dental work and some rotten fruit. And maybe an iceberg. Don't use them all at once!
• A comprehensive list of dreary slogans which you can cut out and stick to your fabulous (yet very very serious) creation. Includes slogans such as: "From A-list to black list in no time", "Wouldn't you rather be on GHB?" and "Tina will kill you badly." The deluxe pack contains the same slogans but with sloppy typographical errors! Classic!
• From your postcode/ZIP code, we will send you a list of all the AIDS organisations in your area for you to harrass and publicly shame!
• A set of six crayons in life-affirming primary and secondary colours in case you want to 'jazz it up' a little bit with some colour but your 'minder' is worried you may try and self harm again with a pen or pencil. Again.

NB - A list of facts about crystal meth is not included. We made ours up, so you shouldn't have any trouble doing the same.

It really is that easy! Didn't we tell you how easy it is! We've done all the work for you, all you need to do is stick some crap on some paper! Good luck and happy harrassing!